SHAKE AND FAKE

It is believed the handshakes originated as a gesture of peace by demonstrating that you don’t have weapons in your hand. Handshakes are commonly used by guys, whereas girls hug each other. I believe that female hugs originated to demonstrate that the hugger will stab the (“the huggee”) in the back, as most girl-friend relationships go…

A hug is no longer used as a symbol to accept (open arms) and embrace (holding) your friend. From what I’ve observed, the hugger hugs the huggee and the huggee pulls a funny face, like WTF?

What is the point of hugging someone you don’t care much for? Why not just wave or say “hi”? Surely this will be socially acceptable. Why go the extra mile to pretend to “accept and embrace” someone you when all you want to do is twist the knife you put in their back.

For me, personally, handshakes, hugs and kisses are just a way of spreading germs. If you see me, we can fist bump.

Let’s be real about this:
Don’t shake hands cos that’s just gross!
And don’t just hug people who cant accept and embrace you for the REAL you.