My husband's Celeb Crush
I, on the other hand, have fuzzy hair, freckles, skew teeth and a below average chest size.
BUT (believe it or not) I weigh less than her... must be because of my small bosom.
Herewith my letter to Scarlett Johansson (soon to be Mrs VersatileLyle II)
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*Dear Scarlett
It has come to my attention the you have taken a keen interest in my husband and I would like to inform you that I am neither saddened nor disappointed that he chose you over me.
VersatileLyle is a wonderful man. He is caring, kind, funny, creative, supportive,
In closing, I hope you enjoy all of the pleasures that togetherness brings in life. May your life hereafter be filled with happiness and delight.
P.S. Good luck with husband number 3
Yours sincerely,
I am what I
am
*All Fictional - except my description of him *
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