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My husband's Celeb Crush

She's perfect. God's gift to my husband's ultimate fantasy. She has healthy hair, flawless skin, straight teeth and she's pretty average in height and weight. She's none other than Scarlett Johansson.

She also has an above average chest size.

I, on the other hand, have fuzzy hair, freckles, skew teeth and a below average chest size.

BUT (believe it or not) I weigh less than her... must be because of my small bosom.

Herewith my letter to Scarlett Johansson (soon to be Mrs VersatileLyle II)

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*Dear Scarlett

It has come to my attention the you have taken a keen interest in my husband and I would like to inform you that I am neither saddened nor disappointed that he chose you over me.

VersatileLyle is a wonderful man. He is caring, kind, funny, creative, supportive, ~~faithful~~, ~~trustworthy~~, and honest. He will treat the lady in his life like a queen.

In closing, I hope you enjoy all of the pleasures that togetherness brings in life. May your life hereafter be filled with happiness and delight.

P.S. Good luck with husband number 3

Yours sincerely,

Miss Molly

I am what I am

*All Fictional - except my description of him *

WOW!

It's been a while Scarlett!

Since my last post about our Scarlett girl, looks like she's been very busy.

Firstly saw her in Don Jon and my did she wow me with that “Jersey Shore” like accent well not so much with all the gum chewing but nonetheless she was still her usual smoking hot self.

Now she has audiences wowed with LUCY where she plays a woman living in Taipei, Taiwan, who is forced to work as a drug mule for the mob. The drug implanted in her body inadvertently leaks into her system, changing her into a superhuman, due to accessing much more than the normal 10% of her brain capacity. She can absorb knowledge instantaneously, is able to move objects with her mind, and cannot feel pain and other discomforts.