She's perfect. God's gift to my husband's ultimate fantasy. She has healthy hair, flawless skin, straight teeth and she's pretty average in height and weight. She's none other than Scarlett Johansson.

She also has an above average chest size.

I, on the other hand, have fuzzy hair, freckles, skew teeth and a below average chest size.


BUT (believe it or not) I weigh less than her... must be because of my small bosom.

Herewith my letter to Scarlett Johansson (soon to be Mrs VersatileLyle II)


*Dear Scarlett

It has come to my attention the you have taken a keen interest in my husband and I would like to inform you that I am neither saddened nor disappointed that he chose you over me.

VersatileLyle is a wonderful man. He is caring, kind, funny, creative, supportive, faithful, trustworthy, and honest. He will treat the lady in his life like a queen.

In closing, I hope you enjoy all of the pleasures that togetherness brings in life. May your life hereafter be filled with happiness and delight.

P.S. Good luck with husband number 3

Yours sincerely,

Since my last post about our Scarlett girl, looks like she's been very busy.

Firstly saw her in Don Jon and my did she wow me with that “Jersey Shore” like accent well not so much with all the gum chewing but nonetheless she was still her usual smoking hot self.


Now she has audiences wowed with LUCY where she plays a woman living in Taipei, Taiwan, who is forced to work as a drug mule for the mob. The drug implanted in her body inadvertently leaks into her system, changing her into a superhuman, due to accessing much more than the normal 10% of her brain capacity. She can absorb knowledge instantaneously, is able to move objects with her mind, and cannot feel pain and other discomforts.



And now I find out she's pregnant, engaged and got a haircut, this is all just too much to take in all at once!



All I can say is she is still one our favourites here at The Versatile Lyle Chronicles and we love her to bits.

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Not much to be said here!

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Well Sandra Bullock sure did!

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New Years Resolution:

and what better way to fulfill that, than a work out especially designed for you by our Scarlett.







So all you need now is the exercise ball and you set.

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Me likes!




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Found this shit funny from 9GAG

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New Year, New Adventures and more Scarlett!

I recently met up with one of Hollywood's hottest actress and i was truly blown away by her huge persona...

Versatile Lyle and Scarlett Johansson

She is such a beautiful person up close. So going forward I will be bringing you the best of Scarlett throughout the year, every month, every week, but not every day wouldn't want you loyal readers to get Scarlett Fever.

So starting today here are a few sexy animated gif's for your viewing pleasure.











Hopefully you enjoyed that!

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She's already amassed a fairly extensive collection of body art.

And Scarlett Johansson has now added to her selection of inkings with a brand new horseshoe tattoo on her ribcage.

Inscribed with the phrase Lucky You, the etching features an outline of the traditional symbol of good luck surrounded by a series of stars.

Holding up up her grey T-shirt, the 27-year-old actress showed off her brand new accessory, which she opted for while in Paris, France, last week.

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This week we have "The Girl next door" versus the kid from "The Professional".

You guessed it, it's Elisha Cuthbert taking on Natalie Portman.



Elisha Cuthbert:
"I'm very mellow. I think if I hadn't become an actress, I would've lived the simple life. You know, get married and sit on my porch."












Natalie Portman [on Scarlett Johansson]
"Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett's breasts. She's got beautiful ones."

Natalie kissing Scarlett

Natalie kissing Mila Kunis this time!

Well once again you have the power make your choice!

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