My wife's Celeb Crush!
Any of you know who this is?
OK, ladies you can put your hands down now, wait scratch that leave your hands, just let them be. So ja for the guys who are not sure who this "women sex slave" (apparently) is then let me put you out of your misery. This is some dude named Joe Manganiello. Did I just read that right. Had he been coloured his pick up line could be, "Hello girl ek's Jou Man-Gina-O what's yo name", must be my imagination, anyway I digressed. He is the dude woman have been drooling over since his appearance on Magic Mike XXL and ever since my wife watched this soft women porn she has been crushing hard, extremely hard on him.
Is this good news for me? Well yes and no. You see whenever she crushes on one of these onscreen hunks I am left to feel the brunt of constant abuse and self-intro and outro-spection. I now have to show off my strip moves before bedtime, I know have to shed some extra pounds, gain some extra bicep pounds and the list goes on. To be honest the pressure is just to much for one man to handle. On the plus side it does spice things up.
So I have come up with a solution if you too find yourself in a similar situation.
In all honesty we all have that crush on that someone out there in fantasy land but remember who your main crush is and hold on tight, embrace him or her, tell them you love them for you never know what the future holds and guys if she still crushes on any other Magic Mike cast member again let her know who her real crush is, after all this is reality and not some soft shit porno!
Oh yes my wifey has totally forgot about her previous crush after I showed her that Mark Wahlberg was a fraud and used my body in his photo-shoots.
DAMN PHOTOSHOP!
So I have come up with a solution if you too find yourself in a similar situation.
- Hire an extremely good hacker
- Get said hacker to Erase Magic Mike from the interwebs
- Join a gym
- Purchase Hulk Hogan type elastic breakable T-shirt
- When she least expects it "LET IT RIP!"
In all honesty we all have that crush on that someone out there in fantasy land but remember who your main crush is and hold on tight, embrace him or her, tell them you love them for you never know what the future holds and guys if she still crushes on any other Magic Mike cast member again let her know who her real crush is, after all this is reality and not some soft shit porno!
Oh yes my wifey has totally forgot about her previous crush after I showed her that Mark Wahlberg was a fraud and used my body in his photo-shoots.
DAMN PHOTOSHOP!
